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The worst thing I've ever done is...
Made an entire restaurant/bar full of people retire to thier hotel rooms by 1030 on New Years eve! I remember nothing but apparently i completed this task firstly by joining in (ruining) a traditional African dance put on for the punters. Secondly by trying to force people who didnt like tequila to drink tequila (I was persuasive to the point they left.) After that i offended a couple more people by slouching semi concious in a chair and dribbling on the floor, occasionaly waking up to gob out a load of spittle! My final party trick which cleared out the place once and for all was while the remaining few couples were just finishing their dinner i decided to have a lengthy piss off the side of the open sided restaurant into the sea below! Although Karmically speaking it was OK because i later went to a party and got beat up ... twice!
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Teaching English in a Kenyan orphanage, challenging but very rewarding! Cost a bloody arm and leg to do as well! |
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