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| #0000118 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
The university I went to gave me a huge scholarship which was supposed to last only four years. At the end of those four years, I completed my degree in computing science but I wanted to continue and study contemporary dance. But there was no way I could afford it without a scholarship. But it turns out that due to a glitch in the registration system, the school continued to not charge me tuition. I mean, they didn't give me cash anymore, but I didn't have to pay for my classes. So without telling the school, I continued to take classes in dance without paying for them. Eventually I got caught, and I had to pay for classes for a year. I felt like I had betrayed the trust of the person who gave me the scholarship in the first place, a decent fellow who trusted me and believed in me.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Use my university degree to do good, for free. I'm volunteering my time to create a website on using Knowledge Management for Poverty Alleviation, and also to create a web portal for independent artists in the developing country I live in.
I do a lot of things which I think are good, actually. I volunteer for many non-profit groups dealing with gender, poverty, and the arts, where i do advocacy, computer support, publicity design.
I just feel really bad about what I did in uni, trying to sneak away with a degree without paying for it. | 
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| #0000116 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Made an entire restaurant/bar full of people retire to thier hotel rooms by 1030 on New Years eve! I remember nothing but apparently i completed this task firstly by joining in (ruining) a traditional African dance put on for the punters. Secondly by trying to force people who didnt like tequila to drink tequila (I was persuasive to the point they left.) After that i offended a couple more people by slouching semi concious in a chair and dribbling on the floor, occasionaly waking up to gob out a load of spittle! My final party trick which cleared out the place once and for all was while the remaining few couples were just finishing their dinner i decided to have a lengthy piss off the side of the open sided restaurant into the sea below! Although Karmically speaking it was OK because i later went to a party and got beat up ... twice!
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Teaching English in a Kenyan orphanage, challenging but very rewarding! Cost a bloody arm and leg to do as well! |
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| #0000113 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I once killed a fox with a tire iron. I had shot it with a rifle, and it was dying so I wanted to finish it off quick, and carried a tire iron for this purpose. But it didn't kill it immediately, or at least it went into spasms and stuff, so I hit it like seven times. That was pretty harsh. Sometimes I get scared because even though there's no reason to belive killing that fox gave me an erection, I can't remember if I had one or not. I mean I probably didn't, but you never know.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
One time some little gay guys in a bar were getting hassle off this huge football playing meathead - huge as in 6 foot 8 (I know 'cause he was in the papers a few months later because he raped some girl) - and I stepped in and told him to calm down and leave. I'm like 5 foot 6. He did calm down and leave, I think with hindsight because he recognised me as his friend's son, but I had no idea who he was at the time. But it worked, and I saved the day, and one of the gays tried to buy me a drink but I turned him down because a hero doesn't accept payment. |
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| #0000111 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I've been faking a mental illness since I was 14, at first just so i could get a girl to like me but I won't lie, the benefit payments make life a lot easier. It's come back to bite me on the ass though as I'm now unable to get many of the public service jobs I want due to my 'condition'. I've been telling people I'm fine for years now, but no one believes me. I pretend to take my medication because taking it just gives me headaches, but I've now come to realise I actually am mentally ill just in a different area and they're all like "We won't give you any more medication, the ones you're taking ought to cover it." And now that we're not 14 anymore, the illness doesn't impress cute goth girls, they've all grown into regular women and think I'm a loony. But still, I'm basically lying to everyone I care about, plus the government, because I just say I've gotten better, rather than saying I was fine to begin with.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I stay away from almost all social contact, particularly that of a meaningful nature, so I can never again infect those around me with my particular brand of self-obsessed moralising and penchant for lying wildly about myself. To this end I live alone, have no friends, and soon my girlfriend will break up with me, which is a good thing - much as it hurts to let her go - because I'm a massive tool who just covers it up and acts like a loving boyfriend, as opposed to someone she meets who doesn't have to cover things up. It's not like I cheat on her - or ever would - you literally couldn't tell me apart from a regular loving boyfriend unless you saw just how often I masturbate. But I know that inside I'm this emotionally dead monster, so I'll let her go. So i guess the best thing I've ever done is try my damndest not to get close to people. 'Cause I'm an asshole, really. |
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| #0000108 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I've cheated on every single person I've been out with. I've never felt guilty, just pissed off when I was caught. I've dated someone to get closer to his best friend, I've been late for an anniversay dinner because I was sleeping with my ex, and I got my job as a barmaid to meet men. I am currently cheating on my partner with 4 of the customers from the pub, one of his best friends, and my ex-boyfriend.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I do voluntary work in my spare time, both at a residential home and a nursery. I saved a child's life at the nursery 2 weeks ago, and visited her in hospital when her parents were unable to. |
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| #0000106 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Once i stole my classmate's paper origami took it into the bathroom (there were baathrooms in the classrooms. very convient.) ripped it up, and put it under the sink. nobody saw. Then a girl went in, and came out. she didnt notice. eventually the classmate noticed it was gone, evreyone looked for it, and somone saw it in the bathroom, all ripped up. that girl was last in there, so SHE was blamed, and was punished. i never confessed either. :(
But the best thing I've ever done is...
One time my sister needed a pet bird, and i contributed money. Alot of money. |
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| #0000103 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
broke up with my gf for cheating on me and i think it hurt her
But the best thing I've ever done is...
saved my nephue from being killed by suffication with a giant bag |
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| #0000099 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I was younger than 13, I used to beat up my brother really badly. Our mom was very abusive (chased us around with a buther knife, choked my brother half half unconscious, beat us weekly) so I guess that's why I was so angry and took it out on him, but it was still wrong.
He forgave me once we became adults (said it was kids stuff) but I don't feel proud for doing it. I'm still troubled by violent thoughts occasionally, but don't and never will act on them.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I talked an Iraq war vet out of suicide and stayed up all night in his room, once he finally passed out drunk on the bed, to make certain he didn't throw himself out the window like he wanted to.
Earlier that night, I had also talked the cops out of arresting him so his career didn't get ruined. He has a family and 2 kids and I didn't want his and their lives to be ruined.
His wife called to thank me, he got promoted, stopped drinking, and got help afterwards. |
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| #0000097 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Give my dog a hand job.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Bought a game for a kid in front of me, who was $5.00 short. He was happy, and i had that warm feeling all over me. |
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| #0000094 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
A good band were touring the UK, but were missing out the Midlands. Some girl on Myspace invited me down to stay with her in Bournemouth. She offered to give me some money for the train ticket, and paid for the gig ticket. So, as a gentleman I accepted, and we organised that I was going to stay for a few days.
I went down, went to the gig, went back to hers and slept with her, and whilst she was asleep the next morning I legged it to the train station and went home.
Haven't spoken to her since.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
After a majorly drunken night out in first year of Uni, one of my friends from halls came back mega-drunk, throwing herself at me.
But I kindly refused as she was drunk (and I was worried about being drunk and not being ablt to get it up) and made sure she drunk a load of water and took her to her room safely and made sure she was alright.
Looking back though... |
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