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| #0000093 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I'm drunk at friends houses I usually take a walk on the wild side and piss in their sink instead of the toilet. It's more fun if there's one of those over-flow hole things... Acts like a target.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Washed some of them out afterwards... | 
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| #0000091 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I once told a bird i loved her just to get in her knickers because i knew i could get in with her best friend the day after when she got back from holiday
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Found a debit card of someone i've never heard of and didn't try to guess the pin and get money out... just left it where it was |
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| #0000089 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so before I dumped her I put her toothbrush up my bum. HAH.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Told her two days later. HAHAHAHAHA! |
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| #0000088 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I was little I slammed my next door neighbour's big brother's hand in a door and two of his fingernails went purple and fell off.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Couple of years ago I won £500 and used it to take my gran on holiday to the seaside because she hadn't got away for years. Bless her. |
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| #0000087 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I could have done a lot worse than this, it's not actually bad in the grand scale of things. I started 2timin my gf of 3 yrs as soon as I went away to college, every time I went home to see her I'd tell my new girl I was going to see friends/family and she believed me and I was getting all the sex I wanted. Eventually I told the new one I was jus usin her for sex and broke up with her and my old gf found out but she stayed with me anyway, result.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I'm not saying I'm Mother Theresa or anything but I live my life like a good person, I buy the Big Issue and I compliment girls even when they look like crap, I'm always loyal to my friends and I just try to chill out and have a good time. |
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| #0000086 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I was once driving my car, i was a bit stoned, and well my mates told me to do it, they egged me on, i was like no no i wont do that im far to honest, im the good boy from Highley the one who reads books and goes to every class....
All i saw was the expression on its face as my head lamps beamed in to its frozen face, one second it was a little tiny baby bunny rabit, the next it was a red mush on my wheel arch and a 5 point bonus for the car..
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Well ofcourse ive redeemed myself in everyway, i once gave up a seat on a tram for an old lady, she wasnt even related to me, but i did it i did. I hitchhicked to Morroco for charity aswell, but then again i didnt raise any charity money i just wore the t-shirt... |
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| #0000085 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
One of my good friends comes over to get mashed with me in my room (cool!) and brings her best friend from America (who she has fancied for about a decade). We start to drink, she wasn't getting drunk fast enough. So I crush a sleeping pill in her alcoholic drink, she passes out, I fuck her best friend in the same room and then he pisses off back to America. The End.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Voluntary work |
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| #0000084 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I logged into my cheating ex's personal email account and fiddled with the junk filters so that all the really important emails got deleted instead of going into the inbox. Also I felt happy about doing it and not remotely guilty.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I once saved five abandoned newborn kittens and raised them until they were old enough to go to new homes. Which doesn't sound like much but they would have died in the wild. |
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| #0000083 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Stole a car (a BMW 325i) and then got chased by the police, then burnt the car out and got away.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Buy my wife flowers |
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| #0000063 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Back in high school I walked into a class where a group of mates had gathered, looking at me excitedly. They were chattering like birds, "he'll do it" being one of the remembered quotes. Five minutes later I was carrying out their plan, donated phone in hand, dialling the parents of some girl in our year. In the most distorted voice I could muster without losing the laughter, I said:
"She wants to keep the baby"
Thinking nothing of it, I put the phone down and promptly forgot about it. The next day I found out that they had heard perfectly well what I said, and unfortunately for this girl, she -was- actually pregnant and they -did- look through all her belongings and -did- find a positive pregnancy test and then -did- force her to have an abortion.
The only time I've ever felt guilty is when I had to tell her I did it for a laugh rather than out of malice and that it wasn't my idea, I was just a voice. Probably saved her life that day.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I don't think I've done many really good things in my life, I just try to do few bad things. I haven't saved anyone's life, I rarely give to charity, but I'm not bigoted and believe everyone's born equal. If they're born at all... |
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