The worst thing I've ever done is...
I was living abroad by myself a few years ago and going out with a girl there. The relationship was kind of going downhill and I wanted to call it off but with the holiday festivities nearly upon us I was very much looking forward to a lovely Christmas dinner, and perhaps even a pressie or two. So I stayed with her over Christmas and had a brilliant Christmas dinner with her family, some presents from them too, and then split up with her the day after Boxing Day having had my fill of holiday cheer.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I worked at a mall once and our stock-room was down beneath the actual shops in the underground parking bit below. Anyway, I was dossing about killing time round the stock room when an elderly gent nearby collapsed. Only me and his wife were around and she was trying to call an ambulance on her phone but she mustn't have realised that underneath all the concrete there was no phone reception. So, impelled to help, I whizzed up four storeys and grabbed some paramedic type bloke who managed to keep the old boy going until the ambulance turned up. Then before leaving the chaps driving the ambulance told me I had probably saved the guy's life with my quick response. | 
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