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| #0000088 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I was little I slammed my next door neighbour's big brother's hand in a door and two of his fingernails went purple and fell off.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Couple of years ago I won £500 and used it to take my gran on holiday to the seaside because she hadn't got away for years. Bless her. | 
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| #0000083 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Stole a car (a BMW 325i) and then got chased by the police, then burnt the car out and got away.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Buy my wife flowers |
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| #0000084 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I logged into my cheating ex's personal email account and fiddled with the junk filters so that all the really important emails got deleted instead of going into the inbox. Also I felt happy about doing it and not remotely guilty.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I once saved five abandoned newborn kittens and raised them until they were old enough to go to new homes. Which doesn't sound like much but they would have died in the wild. |
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| #0000059 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
been fucking one girl while going out with another... it was awesome.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
turn down a substantial amount of money for the greater good at work |
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| #0000116 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Made an entire restaurant/bar full of people retire to thier hotel rooms by 1030 on New Years eve! I remember nothing but apparently i completed this task firstly by joining in (ruining) a traditional African dance put on for the punters. Secondly by trying to force people who didnt like tequila to drink tequila (I was persuasive to the point they left.) After that i offended a couple more people by slouching semi concious in a chair and dribbling on the floor, occasionaly waking up to gob out a load of spittle! My final party trick which cleared out the place once and for all was while the remaining few couples were just finishing their dinner i decided to have a lengthy piss off the side of the open sided restaurant into the sea below! Although Karmically speaking it was OK because i later went to a party and got beat up ... twice!
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Teaching English in a Kenyan orphanage, challenging but very rewarding! Cost a bloody arm and leg to do as well! |
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| #0000085 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
One of my good friends comes over to get mashed with me in my room (cool!) and brings her best friend from America (who she has fancied for about a decade). We start to drink, she wasn't getting drunk fast enough. So I crush a sleeping pill in her alcoholic drink, she passes out, I fuck her best friend in the same room and then he pisses off back to America. The End.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Voluntary work |
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| #0000063 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Back in high school I walked into a class where a group of mates had gathered, looking at me excitedly. They were chattering like birds, "he'll do it" being one of the remembered quotes. Five minutes later I was carrying out their plan, donated phone in hand, dialling the parents of some girl in our year. In the most distorted voice I could muster without losing the laughter, I said:
"She wants to keep the baby"
Thinking nothing of it, I put the phone down and promptly forgot about it. The next day I found out that they had heard perfectly well what I said, and unfortunately for this girl, she -was- actually pregnant and they -did- look through all her belongings and -did- find a positive pregnancy test and then -did- force her to have an abortion.
The only time I've ever felt guilty is when I had to tell her I did it for a laugh rather than out of malice and that it wasn't my idea, I was just a voice. Probably saved her life that day.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I don't think I've done many really good things in my life, I just try to do few bad things. I haven't saved anyone's life, I rarely give to charity, but I'm not bigoted and believe everyone's born equal. If they're born at all... |
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| #0000089 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so before I dumped her I put her toothbrush up my bum. HAH.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Told her two days later. HAHAHAHAHA! |
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| #0000091 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I once told a bird i loved her just to get in her knickers because i knew i could get in with her best friend the day after when she got back from holiday
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Found a debit card of someone i've never heard of and didn't try to guess the pin and get money out... just left it where it was |
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| #0000113 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I once killed a fox with a tire iron. I had shot it with a rifle, and it was dying so I wanted to finish it off quick, and carried a tire iron for this purpose. But it didn't kill it immediately, or at least it went into spasms and stuff, so I hit it like seven times. That was pretty harsh. Sometimes I get scared because even though there's no reason to belive killing that fox gave me an erection, I can't remember if I had one or not. I mean I probably didn't, but you never know.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
One time some little gay guys in a bar were getting hassle off this huge football playing meathead - huge as in 6 foot 8 (I know 'cause he was in the papers a few months later because he raped some girl) - and I stepped in and told him to calm down and leave. I'm like 5 foot 6. He did calm down and leave, I think with hindsight because he recognised me as his friend's son, but I had no idea who he was at the time. But it worked, and I saved the day, and one of the gays tried to buy me a drink but I turned him down because a hero doesn't accept payment. |
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