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| #0000084 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I logged into my cheating ex's personal email account and fiddled with the junk filters so that all the really important emails got deleted instead of going into the inbox. Also I felt happy about doing it and not remotely guilty.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I once saved five abandoned newborn kittens and raised them until they were old enough to go to new homes. Which doesn't sound like much but they would have died in the wild. | 
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| #0000091 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I once told a bird i loved her just to get in her knickers because i knew i could get in with her best friend the day after when she got back from holiday
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Found a debit card of someone i've never heard of and didn't try to guess the pin and get money out... just left it where it was |
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| #0000118 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
The university I went to gave me a huge scholarship which was supposed to last only four years. At the end of those four years, I completed my degree in computing science but I wanted to continue and study contemporary dance. But there was no way I could afford it without a scholarship. But it turns out that due to a glitch in the registration system, the school continued to not charge me tuition. I mean, they didn't give me cash anymore, but I didn't have to pay for my classes. So without telling the school, I continued to take classes in dance without paying for them. Eventually I got caught, and I had to pay for classes for a year. I felt like I had betrayed the trust of the person who gave me the scholarship in the first place, a decent fellow who trusted me and believed in me.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Use my university degree to do good, for free. I'm volunteering my time to create a website on using Knowledge Management for Poverty Alleviation, and also to create a web portal for independent artists in the developing country I live in.
I do a lot of things which I think are good, actually. I volunteer for many non-profit groups dealing with gender, poverty, and the arts, where i do advocacy, computer support, publicity design.
I just feel really bad about what I did in uni, trying to sneak away with a degree without paying for it. |
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| #0000113 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I once killed a fox with a tire iron. I had shot it with a rifle, and it was dying so I wanted to finish it off quick, and carried a tire iron for this purpose. But it didn't kill it immediately, or at least it went into spasms and stuff, so I hit it like seven times. That was pretty harsh. Sometimes I get scared because even though there's no reason to belive killing that fox gave me an erection, I can't remember if I had one or not. I mean I probably didn't, but you never know.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
One time some little gay guys in a bar were getting hassle off this huge football playing meathead - huge as in 6 foot 8 (I know 'cause he was in the papers a few months later because he raped some girl) - and I stepped in and told him to calm down and leave. I'm like 5 foot 6. He did calm down and leave, I think with hindsight because he recognised me as his friend's son, but I had no idea who he was at the time. But it worked, and I saved the day, and one of the gays tried to buy me a drink but I turned him down because a hero doesn't accept payment. |
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| #0000111 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I've been faking a mental illness since I was 14, at first just so i could get a girl to like me but I won't lie, the benefit payments make life a lot easier. It's come back to bite me on the ass though as I'm now unable to get many of the public service jobs I want due to my 'condition'. I've been telling people I'm fine for years now, but no one believes me. I pretend to take my medication because taking it just gives me headaches, but I've now come to realise I actually am mentally ill just in a different area and they're all like "We won't give you any more medication, the ones you're taking ought to cover it." And now that we're not 14 anymore, the illness doesn't impress cute goth girls, they've all grown into regular women and think I'm a loony. But still, I'm basically lying to everyone I care about, plus the government, because I just say I've gotten better, rather than saying I was fine to begin with.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I stay away from almost all social contact, particularly that of a meaningful nature, so I can never again infect those around me with my particular brand of self-obsessed moralising and penchant for lying wildly about myself. To this end I live alone, have no friends, and soon my girlfriend will break up with me, which is a good thing - much as it hurts to let her go - because I'm a massive tool who just covers it up and acts like a loving boyfriend, as opposed to someone she meets who doesn't have to cover things up. It's not like I cheat on her - or ever would - you literally couldn't tell me apart from a regular loving boyfriend unless you saw just how often I masturbate. But I know that inside I'm this emotionally dead monster, so I'll let her go. So i guess the best thing I've ever done is try my damndest not to get close to people. 'Cause I'm an asshole, really. |
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| #0000083 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Stole a car (a BMW 325i) and then got chased by the police, then burnt the car out and got away.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Buy my wife flowers |
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| #0000059 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
been fucking one girl while going out with another... it was awesome.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
turn down a substantial amount of money for the greater good at work |
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| #0000099 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I was younger than 13, I used to beat up my brother really badly. Our mom was very abusive (chased us around with a buther knife, choked my brother half half unconscious, beat us weekly) so I guess that's why I was so angry and took it out on him, but it was still wrong.
He forgave me once we became adults (said it was kids stuff) but I don't feel proud for doing it. I'm still troubled by violent thoughts occasionally, but don't and never will act on them.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I talked an Iraq war vet out of suicide and stayed up all night in his room, once he finally passed out drunk on the bed, to make certain he didn't throw himself out the window like he wanted to.
Earlier that night, I had also talked the cops out of arresting him so his career didn't get ruined. He has a family and 2 kids and I didn't want his and their lives to be ruined.
His wife called to thank me, he got promoted, stopped drinking, and got help afterwards. |
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| #0000085 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
One of my good friends comes over to get mashed with me in my room (cool!) and brings her best friend from America (who she has fancied for about a decade). We start to drink, she wasn't getting drunk fast enough. So I crush a sleeping pill in her alcoholic drink, she passes out, I fuck her best friend in the same room and then he pisses off back to America. The End.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Voluntary work |
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| #0000088 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I was little I slammed my next door neighbour's big brother's hand in a door and two of his fingernails went purple and fell off.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Couple of years ago I won £500 and used it to take my gran on holiday to the seaside because she hadn't got away for years. Bless her. |
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