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| #0000084 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I logged into my cheating ex's personal email account and fiddled with the junk filters so that all the really important emails got deleted instead of going into the inbox. Also I felt happy about doing it and not remotely guilty.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I once saved five abandoned newborn kittens and raised them until they were old enough to go to new homes. Which doesn't sound like much but they would have died in the wild. |
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| #0000088 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I was little I slammed my next door neighbour's big brother's hand in a door and two of his fingernails went purple and fell off.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Couple of years ago I won £500 and used it to take my gran on holiday to the seaside because she hadn't got away for years. Bless her. |
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| #0000099 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I was younger than 13, I used to beat up my brother really badly. Our mom was very abusive (chased us around with a buther knife, choked my brother half half unconscious, beat us weekly) so I guess that's why I was so angry and took it out on him, but it was still wrong.
He forgave me once we became adults (said it was kids stuff) but I don't feel proud for doing it. I'm still troubled by violent thoughts occasionally, but don't and never will act on them.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I talked an Iraq war vet out of suicide and stayed up all night in his room, once he finally passed out drunk on the bed, to make certain he didn't throw himself out the window like he wanted to.
Earlier that night, I had also talked the cops out of arresting him so his career didn't get ruined. He has a family and 2 kids and I didn't want his and their lives to be ruined.
His wife called to thank me, he got promoted, stopped drinking, and got help afterwards. |
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| #0000103 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
broke up with my gf for cheating on me and i think it hurt her
But the best thing I've ever done is...
saved my nephue from being killed by suffication with a giant bag |
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| #0000060 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I was living abroad by myself a few years ago and going out with a girl there. The relationship was kind of going downhill and I wanted to call it off but with the holiday festivities nearly upon us I was very much looking forward to a lovely Christmas dinner, and perhaps even a pressie or two. So I stayed with her over Christmas and had a brilliant Christmas dinner with her family, some presents from them too, and then split up with her the day after Boxing Day having had my fill of holiday cheer.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I worked at a mall once and our stock-room was down beneath the actual shops in the underground parking bit below. Anyway, I was dossing about killing time round the stock room when an elderly gent nearby collapsed. Only me and his wife were around and she was trying to call an ambulance on her phone but she mustn't have realised that underneath all the concrete there was no phone reception. So, impelled to help, I whizzed up four storeys and grabbed some paramedic type bloke who managed to keep the old boy going until the ambulance turned up. Then before leaving the chaps driving the ambulance told me I had probably saved the guy's life with my quick response. |
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| #0000118 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
The university I went to gave me a huge scholarship which was supposed to last only four years. At the end of those four years, I completed my degree in computing science but I wanted to continue and study contemporary dance. But there was no way I could afford it without a scholarship. But it turns out that due to a glitch in the registration system, the school continued to not charge me tuition. I mean, they didn't give me cash anymore, but I didn't have to pay for my classes. So without telling the school, I continued to take classes in dance without paying for them. Eventually I got caught, and I had to pay for classes for a year. I felt like I had betrayed the trust of the person who gave me the scholarship in the first place, a decent fellow who trusted me and believed in me.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Use my university degree to do good, for free. I'm volunteering my time to create a website on using Knowledge Management for Poverty Alleviation, and also to create a web portal for independent artists in the developing country I live in.
I do a lot of things which I think are good, actually. I volunteer for many non-profit groups dealing with gender, poverty, and the arts, where i do advocacy, computer support, publicity design.
I just feel really bad about what I did in uni, trying to sneak away with a degree without paying for it. |
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| #0000089 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me, so before I dumped her I put her toothbrush up my bum. HAH.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Told her two days later. HAHAHAHAHA! |
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| #0000116 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Made an entire restaurant/bar full of people retire to thier hotel rooms by 1030 on New Years eve! I remember nothing but apparently i completed this task firstly by joining in (ruining) a traditional African dance put on for the punters. Secondly by trying to force people who didnt like tequila to drink tequila (I was persuasive to the point they left.) After that i offended a couple more people by slouching semi concious in a chair and dribbling on the floor, occasionaly waking up to gob out a load of spittle! My final party trick which cleared out the place once and for all was while the remaining few couples were just finishing their dinner i decided to have a lengthy piss off the side of the open sided restaurant into the sea below! Although Karmically speaking it was OK because i later went to a party and got beat up ... twice!
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Teaching English in a Kenyan orphanage, challenging but very rewarding! Cost a bloody arm and leg to do as well! |
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| #0000097 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Give my dog a hand job.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Bought a game for a kid in front of me, who was $5.00 short. He was happy, and i had that warm feeling all over me. |
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| #0000111 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I've been faking a mental illness since I was 14, at first just so i could get a girl to like me but I won't lie, the benefit payments make life a lot easier. It's come back to bite me on the ass though as I'm now unable to get many of the public service jobs I want due to my 'condition'. I've been telling people I'm fine for years now, but no one believes me. I pretend to take my medication because taking it just gives me headaches, but I've now come to realise I actually am mentally ill just in a different area and they're all like "We won't give you any more medication, the ones you're taking ought to cover it." And now that we're not 14 anymore, the illness doesn't impress cute goth girls, they've all grown into regular women and think I'm a loony. But still, I'm basically lying to everyone I care about, plus the government, because I just say I've gotten better, rather than saying I was fine to begin with.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I stay away from almost all social contact, particularly that of a meaningful nature, so I can never again infect those around me with my particular brand of self-obsessed moralising and penchant for lying wildly about myself. To this end I live alone, have no friends, and soon my girlfriend will break up with me, which is a good thing - much as it hurts to let her go - because I'm a massive tool who just covers it up and acts like a loving boyfriend, as opposed to someone she meets who doesn't have to cover things up. It's not like I cheat on her - or ever would - you literally couldn't tell me apart from a regular loving boyfriend unless you saw just how often I masturbate. But I know that inside I'm this emotionally dead monster, so I'll let her go. So i guess the best thing I've ever done is try my damndest not to get close to people. 'Cause I'm an asshole, really. |
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