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| #0000093 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
When I'm drunk at friends houses I usually take a walk on the wild side and piss in their sink instead of the toilet. It's more fun if there's one of those over-flow hole things... Acts like a target.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Washed some of them out afterwards... |
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| #0000106 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Once i stole my classmate's paper origami took it into the bathroom (there were baathrooms in the classrooms. very convient.) ripped it up, and put it under the sink. nobody saw. Then a girl went in, and came out. she didnt notice. eventually the classmate noticed it was gone, evreyone looked for it, and somone saw it in the bathroom, all ripped up. that girl was last in there, so SHE was blamed, and was punished. i never confessed either. :(
But the best thing I've ever done is...
One time my sister needed a pet bird, and i contributed money. Alot of money. |
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| #0000108 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I've cheated on every single person I've been out with. I've never felt guilty, just pissed off when I was caught. I've dated someone to get closer to his best friend, I've been late for an anniversay dinner because I was sleeping with my ex, and I got my job as a barmaid to meet men. I am currently cheating on my partner with 4 of the customers from the pub, one of his best friends, and my ex-boyfriend.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I do voluntary work in my spare time, both at a residential home and a nursery. I saved a child's life at the nursery 2 weeks ago, and visited her in hospital when her parents were unable to. |
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| #0000094 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
A good band were touring the UK, but were missing out the Midlands. Some girl on Myspace invited me down to stay with her in Bournemouth. She offered to give me some money for the train ticket, and paid for the gig ticket. So, as a gentleman I accepted, and we organised that I was going to stay for a few days.
I went down, went to the gig, went back to hers and slept with her, and whilst she was asleep the next morning I legged it to the train station and went home.
Haven't spoken to her since.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
After a majorly drunken night out in first year of Uni, one of my friends from halls came back mega-drunk, throwing herself at me.
But I kindly refused as she was drunk (and I was worried about being drunk and not being ablt to get it up) and made sure she drunk a load of water and took her to her room safely and made sure she was alright.
Looking back though... |
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| #0000091 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
I once told a bird i loved her just to get in her knickers because i knew i could get in with her best friend the day after when she got back from holiday
But the best thing I've ever done is...
Found a debit card of someone i've never heard of and didn't try to guess the pin and get money out... just left it where it was |
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| #0000059 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
been fucking one girl while going out with another... it was awesome.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
turn down a substantial amount of money for the greater good at work |
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| #0000063 |
The worst thing I've ever done is...
Back in high school I walked into a class where a group of mates had gathered, looking at me excitedly. They were chattering like birds, "he'll do it" being one of the remembered quotes. Five minutes later I was carrying out their plan, donated phone in hand, dialling the parents of some girl in our year. In the most distorted voice I could muster without losing the laughter, I said:
"She wants to keep the baby"
Thinking nothing of it, I put the phone down and promptly forgot about it. The next day I found out that they had heard perfectly well what I said, and unfortunately for this girl, she -was- actually pregnant and they -did- look through all her belongings and -did- find a positive pregnancy test and then -did- force her to have an abortion.
The only time I've ever felt guilty is when I had to tell her I did it for a laugh rather than out of malice and that it wasn't my idea, I was just a voice. Probably saved her life that day.
But the best thing I've ever done is...
I don't think I've done many really good things in my life, I just try to do few bad things. I haven't saved anyone's life, I rarely give to charity, but I'm not bigoted and believe everyone's born equal. If they're born at all... |
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